Thursday, December 31, 2009

Joke Apart! The Christmas Day, Detroit Flight Attempted Terrorist is Mentally Ill.

Written By Ugochukwu Ogbonnaya.

The 23 year old, Detroit flight attempted terrorist, who happened to hold a Nigerian nationality, suffers from a rare mental ill-health condition known as “N'karaus Maduaeis Syndrome” also known in the Nigerian Igbo language as “Nkpokoro Mmadu” or “Nkaghara Mmadu”. Although a rare disease, meaning that it is very uncommon amongst the ordinary Nigerian population, it is well known to be the major ill-health condition that afflicts the very few number of people who makes up Nigeria's ruling mafia and nouveau rich rogues who for decades have held the country under their evil spell especially starting from the end of the country's civil war in 1970. It is a mental ill-health condition so serious that every government that has been in or taken office in Nigeria since the 70s, succeeded only in deepening the country into a seemingly perpetual misery of corruption, wastage of resources and worst governance ever known to man. The simple reason for this being that the majority of the individuals that make up these unfortunate Nigerian governments, since the 70s up to present, are all from the same class of ruling mafias and wealthy rogues - the fat cats - whose tiny population segment is the group that is mainly afflicted by this disease syndrome which is also hereditary. Farouk Umar Abdulmuttallab, the failed, 23 year old, Christmas day terrorist, inherited his own affliction of the disease from his father, an inner circle member of the Nigerian ruling and fat cat class.

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